Cat Jokes

From Sara, age 9, the U.S.A.

What do you get when a tiger goes to the beach?

Sandy claws!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 16 years old, Miami

Why was kitty cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark!

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From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

What did the vet say to the cat?

Are you sure you are feline fine?

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From Dora, 8 years old, Washington

What does a cat that is walking backward do?

Woem (meow)!

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From Morgan, 10 years old, New York

What does a cat eat for dessert?

A mice cream cone!

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From Trey, 11 years old, America

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse?

Kitty Perry (Katy Perry)!

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