What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
Claude! (Clawed)
Cat Jokes
What do you call a cat that’s afraid of the dark?
A scaredy cat!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
What do cats say when they see their owner with a different cat?
I saw you last night, and I had that kind of feline.
My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”
I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
Why can’t leopards hide?
Cause they’re always spotted!
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