Cat Jokes

From Kaylee P., age 9, Santa Clarita, California

What kind of cars do cats drive?

Cat-illacs!!!

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From Christina, age 10, New Freedom ,PA

Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?

No, I just told you I am a tiger!

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From Jaxon, age 8, Williamsburg VA

How do you spell cat backwards?

C-A-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!

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From Samantha, age 15, England

Why did they not let the cat go to school?

Because it is a cheetah!

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From Trinity Miller, 11 years old, United States

Why did the Mother Cat move the Kittens?

She didn’t want to litter.

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From Jennifer, age 13, Florida

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?

None, because the rest are copycats!

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