What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
Cat Jokes
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did I go to Walmart when my cat’s tail came off?
Because it’s the best re-tale store!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
Why don’t all cats look the same?
Because they don’t want to be a copycat!
What do you call a cat who never comes when she is called?
Im-puss-able!
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