Cat Jokes

From the Monkey, 9 years old, Surrey, B.C

What do you call a cat that’s the best at everything?

A purr-fect cat!

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From Runique B., age 8, Georgia

Why did the cat cross the road?

So he could get meow-out the way

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From Nicole, age 9, Vienna, Ohio

Why did the cat cross the street?

Because there was a carnival, and it wanted to go to the Kiddie Land!

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From Ami, age 10, Swainsboro,USA

What time is it when a pride of hungry lions is chasing you?

Time to run!

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From Eileen, 9 years old, America

what is a cats favorite color?

Purr-ple!

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From Passion, 11 years old, North America

4 cats are on a boat. 1 jumps off. How many are left?

None; they were all copycats!

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