Cat Jokes

From Kurt, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What do you call a feline that has been caught stealing?

A cat burglar!

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From Rollie, 6 years old, Michigan

How does a cat care for his lawn?

He uses a lawn meower (mower)!

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From Camryn, 10 years old, Illinois, USA

What is the difference between Christmas and a cat in a desert?

One has Santa Claus and one has sandy paws!

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From Anthony, 13 years old, Australia

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To get a CAT scan!

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From Aliyah Lani Johnson, 8 years old, San Diego, CA

What did the cat get for Christmas?

Pur-fect presents!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What is cat’s favorite movie?

The Sound of Mew-sic!

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