Cat Jokes

From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

What did the vet say to the cat?

Are you sure you are feline fine?

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From Dora, 8 years old, Washington

What does a cat that is walking backward do?

Woem (meow)!

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From Morgan, 10 years old, New York

What does a cat eat for dessert?

A mice cream cone!

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From Trey, 11 years old, America

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse?

Kitty Perry (Katy Perry)!

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From Kurt, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What do you call a feline that has been caught stealing?

A cat burglar!

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From Rollie, 6 years old, Michigan

How does a cat care for his lawn?

He uses a lawn meower (mower)!

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