Chicken Jokes

From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost!

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From Laurel, 11 years old, Chevy, Chase

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?

Drumsticks for everyone!

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From Robbie, 5 years old, North Carolina

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What did the wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs!

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From Lucia Jay Flores, 11 years old, Wisconsin, USA

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!

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From Limura, 11 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the street!

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