Chicken Jokes

From Audrey, 4 years old, Scottsdale

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Shannon, 5 years old, Annandale, VA

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Alana, 9 years old, Glasgow

Why did the the chicken stop halfway across the road?

because it chickened out!

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From Christina, 7 years old, Los Angeles, C.A

Why did the chicken play the lotto?

To win a million clucks!

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From Mazzi, 9 years old, Washington

Why did the cow cross the road?

‘Cause she was tied to the chicken!

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From Sydney Yan, 9 years old, USA

What do you call a chicken that knows kung fu?

Kung Pow Chicken

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