Chicken Jokes

From Jansen, age 11, Portsmouth, UK

What day of the week do chickens hate ?

FRY-DAY

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From Benjamin, age 6, Frederick, Maryland

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Jeremiah, age 10, USA NC

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

A rooster can not lay an egg!

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From Lina, age 10, Doha,Qatar

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on that side!

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From Megan C, age 9, England

How does the farmer count his cows?

A cowculatur!

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From Stinkerbug, age 11, Scott Depot, West Virginia

How does a chicken stay fit?

It does it’s eggcersises!

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