Chicken Jokes

From Abby, age 10, KY, US

Why did the taco cross the road?

Because it was taped to the chicken!

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From SAVANNAH, age 5, OHIO

WHERE ARE CHICKS BORN?

CHIC-A-GO

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From Yoshoreo, age 12, Barcelona, Spain

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who let the chickens out?

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From Lydia, age 11, Portland, Oregon

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot! =D

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From Gabby, age 17, USA

What did the nanny goat say when it was left to babysit a daycare?

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

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From Malocami, age 11, USA

If a rooster lays an egg on top of a triangular roof, with one angle going down at 43 degrees, and the other at 32 degrees, which way does it roll?

Nowhere, roosters don’t lay eggs! Hens do.

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