What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?
Dinner.
Chicken Jokes
On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.
He went and pecked all the tail feathers off the peacock!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What did the wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs!
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