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Chicken Jokes

From Yoshoreo, age 12, Barcelona, Spain

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who let the chickens out?
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From Lydia, age 11, Portland, Oregon

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot! =D
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From Gabby, age 17, USA

What did the nanny goat say when it was left to babysit a daycare?

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
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From Malocami, age 11, USA

If a rooster lays an egg on top of a triangular roof, with one angle going down at 43 degrees, and the other at 32 degrees, which way does it roll?

Nowhere, roosters don’t lay eggs! Hens do.
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From Caitlynn, age 11, Windsor, Ontario, Canada

A man walked up to his friend and said “Guess what !” His friend said, “What ?” The man said……………

“Chicken but! That’s what!”
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From Vibhuti, age 8, Bangalore, India

How many chickens does it take to serve ten people?

Chickens are not good at serving. Better get waiters and waitresses!
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