Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
Chicken Jokes
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
How did the egg cross the road?
It was inside the chicken!
What did the chicken wing say to the other chicken wing?
Let’s FLY!
What did the chicken say to the human?
Don’t ruffle my feathers!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
