Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Chicken Jokes
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them they will break!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken Little!
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella.
Which one got wet?
None of them, it wasn’t raining!!
How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
