Chicken Jokes

From Harshu, age 8, India

We get chicken pox. What do chickens get?

People pox!

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From Adidas, 8 years old, Canada

Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?

Mom: Because we need the eggs!

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From Elizabeth, age 5, USA

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!

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From Megan, age 9, Wolfeboro, NH

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because he was chicken!!

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From Smarties, age 12, Oregon, USA

Why did the worm cross the road?

To get away from the chicken!

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From ChiChi, age 13, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So she could prove to the racoons that it’s possible!

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