Chicken Jokes

From Sabrina, age 10, Miami, Florida

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from K.F.C.!

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From Ainsley and Colin, age 4, Massachusetts

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!!

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From Tripp, 3 years old, Ardmore, Oklahoma

Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they didn’t have any chairs!

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From Alyshan, age 10, USA

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?

A: A hencyclopedia!

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From Colby, age 12, Florida

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

Because it was a chicken!

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From Annamia & Maci, 10 years old, America, GA Newnan

What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?

That’s eggcellent!

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