Chicken Jokes

From Vlad Stoicescu, 11 years old, Bucharest, Romania

Why does a chicken lay eggs?

Because if she dropped them, they’d break.

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From Karan, age 7, US

Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?

Because she kept hitting fowl balls!

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From Lawrence, 11 years old, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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From Marie Truax, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?

A dirty double crosser!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of the barn?

An eggroll!

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From Mandi, age 11, Virginia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t discovered yet.

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