One day a man walks into the doctor’s room and says ” Doctor,doctor i have a steering wheel stuck im my pants!” the doctor then says ” How did it get down there?” The man says…
” I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
When does a computer need shoes?
When it’s reBooting!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
