Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Archives for February 2006
Well sit there and don’t stir!!
Shelby
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
Man with One Hand
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!
Stronger then the Ocean and Sand
What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?
A muscle!!!
Does God Use Our Bathroom?
Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”
“Well, every morning Daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, ‘Oh God! Are you still in there?'”
Favorite Gum
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of gum?
BOO-BBLE GUM!!
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