What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
Archives for February 2006
Mars
A redhead went up to a guy and said, “I want to go to Mars.”
The guy said, ” Ok here is your ticket, you’re going to Mars.”
A brunette went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to Mercury.” He gave a ticket to her.
A blonde went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to the sun.”
He said, “You can’t it’s too hot.”
She said, ” Yes you can.”
He said, “when?”
Pokemon
Why do you not bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?
Two Flies on a Porch
Two flies are on a porch, which one is the actor?
Cannibals
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Hitting Baseballs
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
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