Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer Who?
Archives for March 2006
Blonde
Why did the blonde stand on the bar?
Blonde Taking a Walk
One day a blonde is taking a walk. She gets lost on one side of the river. She sees another blonde on the other side and she yells, “HOW DO YOU GET ON THE OTHER SIDE?”
Five Pigs
There were 5 pigs. They went to a restaurant. When the waitress took their order, the fifth pig kept ordering water. On the way out the waitress asked why he kept ordering water.
Snot
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Handsome
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
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