A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
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The cop pulled the guy over and said, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” “I did” said the guy, “Today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Pink Sweatshirts
What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You know they are all on the same team!
Diesel
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your last chance to open the door!!
Panther
Knock,knock.
Who’s there/?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panther, I’m going swimming! (Pants or no pants)
Mick Jagger
What do you get when you cross Mick Jagger and a skeleton?
A Rolling Bone!
Grave Digger
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
He was on his coffin break.
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