Who did the mummy take to the ball?
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His ghoul friend!
Red All Over
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
Banana
What did the banana say to the bread?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Magnet
What did one magnet say to the other?
“I find you very attractive!”
Ghosts
What do baby ghosts wear on their hair?
A BOO-NET! (bonnet)
French and Italian
If you’re French in the kitchen and Italian in the living room. What are you in the bathroom?
European!