What do Santa’s helpers learn at school in the North Pole?
Archives for October 2006
Spell
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Mom Died
A blonde walked into work crying her eyes out and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said that her mom just died. Her boss told her she should take the day off. The blonde replied, “No I need to take my mind off of it.” She went into her office. Her boss said, “I will check on you in a little while.” After an hour the boss went into the office and the blonde was crying even more. He asked her what was wrong?
Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Elephant and Car
What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?
Feathers and Wood
What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?