What is a ghost’s favorite airline?
Archives for June 2007
British Scareways!
Skeleton and the Dance
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
Black, White, Red
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
Tree and Light Bulb
What did the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it was sad?
Lighten up!
Doctor’s Office
Why did the doctor leave his office?
Because he ran out of patience!
Milk the Cows
Patient: Doctor, my neck hurts every morning.
Doctor: Well, what do you do every morning?
Patient:I milk the cows, and then they do something.
Doctor: What do they do?
Patient: Hurt my neck!