Why do pirates bring a bar of soap on board their ship?
Pirates and Soap
So if they are shipwrecked, they can wash themselves ashore!
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From Kate, age 11, Singapore
Why do pirates bring a bar of soap on board their ship?
From Saige, CA
What dog has the most ticks?
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What animal is always the teacher’s pet?
From Bunniboi, age 9, USA
Yo mama is so fat…
From Lil, age 5, Texas
Yo mama’s so fat…
From Shristi, age 11, India
A man got off the train and asked a blonde, “Which station is this?”
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