Why did Kevin keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Archives for July 2007
Because he liked cool music!
God and Money
A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
Doctor Bones
Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No,I am serious!
Banana
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Carpet
What kind of pet just lays around the house?
A car-pet!
Gas Money
Yo Mama sooo dumb,
She sold her car for gas money!
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