Yo Mama is so poor she was kickin’ a can down the street and you asked “Whatchu doing?
Archives for July 2007
Counting Cows
What do cows use to count with?
Forgetful Patient
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor! Every time I say something, I keep on forgetting it.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Lonely Hearts Club
My sister sent a picture of herself to a Lonely Hearts Club.
Missing P
There once was a kid who was in school and needed to use the restroom so he asked his teacher. and she said yes but first you need to say the alphabet. so he said “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z.” Then the teacher said “Well, where’s the P?”
Poor Mouse
Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
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