What has a tongue, but no mouth?
Archives for July 2007
Painting Blonde
The blonde wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were stupid, so she decided to paint the house. When the husband walked in, he saw her sweating. The husband asked her why.
Waiter and Soup
“Waiter,waiter, there’s a small fly in my soup.”
Emma
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Dalmation
What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
Tepee
“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
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