Why did the booger cross the road?
Archives for August 2007
Because it was being picked on!
Work For Pay
Why did the man switch jobs?
Because it made more cents!
Seeing Eye Pig
Samir: Can you spell “blind pig”?
Ali: Of course, it’s “B-L-I-N-D P-I-G”
Samir: That’s wrong! A pig with two I’s can not be blind!
Catfish Food
What’s the best bait for catching a catfish?
A mouse!
Firefly
What kind of bug is optimistic?
The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!
Singing Princess
What do you call it when Cinderella feels like singing?
Singderella!