What did the cook give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Archives for August 2007
A hug and a quiche!
French Knocker
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is stuck in the door!
Stealing Base
Why did the baserunner go to jail?
Because he stole two bases!
Married Dogs
What do priests say when dogs get married?
You may now lick the bride!
Candle Wax
What did the candle say to the other candle?
Wanna go out tonight?
Sniff the Internet
There is a guy smelling his computer. His mom walks by, and she asks him what he is doing.
He told her he was sniffing the Internet!
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