What did the squirrel say to the peanut?
Archives for June 2008
Forgetful Joke
Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…
Beep
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beep.
Beep who?
Jack O’ Pie
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter?
Ill Eagle
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between `unlawful and `illegal`?”
Only one hand shot up.
“OK, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
Madye Does It Again
Imagine there was a hen on a roof. The wind was going 90 miles West. It laid an egg; which way did it roll down?
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