One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Archives for June 2008
Obscure Rabbit Joke
Why was the rabbit always getting his sister in trouble?
Age
What goes up but never comes down?
Elephant Tracks
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
But The Flag Just Waved
A boy was walking by a flag the day before the 4th of July and the boy asked it how it was doing, but the flag just waved. Then on the next day, it was the 4th of July and there was a flag on a float (it was really a man dressed as a flag) and it kept saying “Happy 4th of July!” and the boy said…
Hungry for Fish
Sam: I caught two bass, four salmon,and a panfor.
Max: What’s a panfor??
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