Why did the potato cross the road?
Potato
Because he saw a fork!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lily, age 7, Jacksonville, Florida
Why did the potato cross the road?
From Marissa, age 7, New Buffalo, MI USA
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip Who?
From Vamsi, age 9, Hyderabad, India
What is between you?
From Marissa, age 7, New Buffalo, Michigan
Do you know how ballerinas dance?
From Maia, age 9, Mississauga, Ontario
What do you call a bat that sounds like a bell?
From Joie, age 7, Austraila
Knock knock
Whos there?
Sue
Sue who?
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