Where do books sleep?
Archives for August 2008
Under their covers!
Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
Turkey Dinner
What do you call a turkey with no feathers ?
Dinner!!!
Not A Single
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
Most Letters
What is the longest English word?
Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.
Eva’s Doorbell
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working!