What did the rug say to the floor?
Rug and Floor
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Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
What did the rug say to the floor?
From Emelee, age 11, Australia, Sunshine coast
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
Can February March?
From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
From Soph, age 10, England, Preston
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
From Daryn, age 12, Austin, Texas
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
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