Just received a thank-you note that made me smile. Thank YOU, Diane.
Hi Barbara,
I am a Special ED. teacher. My high school students deal with many problems in their young lives. Your jokes will make them smile, even for a short period of time.
Thank you,
Diane
Archives for September 2008
Itchy Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the w!
Headmaster
Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.
Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
Misty Eyed
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
Jimmy A Kiss
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss on the cheek?
Double O Seven
What do you call a underwater spy?
James Pond!