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Archives for March 2009
Africa!
Adder Math
Why was the snake so good at math?
He was an Adder!
Thyme Time
Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?
Cary: Because we’ve got time!
Hoppy Meal
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
Geometry
What do you say when you get turned into a tree?
Gee-um-ah-tree!
Super Big Bowl
Why does the giant always bring a spoon to the football game?
Because it’s the SUPER BOWL!