There were three people sitting in a church. The priest was giving a long sermon. So the one person said to the other person “My butt is falling asleep”. The other person replied
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“I know! I heard it snore three times.”
Newer Jersey
What did Delaware?
His New Jersey!
Lady Bug
What bug isn’t allowed in the boys’ bathroom?
A lady bug
Sun Burned Zebra
What’s black,white and red all over?
A sun burnt zebra!
Mushy Brain
My brain feels mushy.
That’s a good thing. If your brain was hard, nothing could go in or out.
Ant Helmet
One day an elephant and an ant were riding a motor bike, and they had an accident. The elephant died, and the ant did not get hurt.
How did the ant survive?
Because he was wearing a helmet.
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