What do you call a pig that does karate?
Archives for April 2009
A pork chop!
Too Chicken
The chicken crossed the road. Why didn’t the hippo?
He was too chicken.
Secret
What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?
A secret!
I Do
Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Acute Angles
What is the cutest thing about math?
Acute angles.
Buck Teeth
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
Buck teeth!
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