What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Archives for July 2009
Are you sick? You look a little pale!
Gummy Bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Underground
What did mother worm say to worm when he was in trouble?
You’re undergrounded!
Time Flies
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Tongue Bite
The first snake says, “I hope I’m not poisonous.” The second snake says, “Why?”
First snake: “Because I bit my tongue!”
Letterbox
What do you call a man that sits in your letterbox?
Bill!