Where does a mouse go when it loses its tail?
Archives for July 2009
Re-TAIL store!
Pizza Pie
Knock,knock.
Whose there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete’s a pie!
Crossbar Can’t Jump
Which footballer can jump higher than the cross bar?
All of them, the crossbar can’t jump!
Cooking Apple
What is green and wears oven gloves?
A cooking apple!
SodaPup
What did the puppy take to the football game?
Pupcorn and sodapup!
Buy Buy
Why is a car salesman like parents going to the office?
Because both say buy buy!(bye bye)!