What is the opposite of minimum?
Archives for August 2009
Minidad!
Common Denominator
Madhumita:Dad,can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem,please?
Father:Don’t tell me they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was boy!
Too Heavy
Passenger: Is this my train?
Conductor: No sir, it belongs to the Indian Railways.
Passenger: Dont be funny! I was wondering if I could take this train to Delhi?
Conductor: No,sir. It’s too heavy!
Head Band
What makes music on your head?
A head band!
Third World War
History Teacher: Meena, what would happen if there is a 3rd world war?
Meena: That would be terrible. There will be another chapter in our History textbooks!
Rain Inside
Husband:Is it raining outside?
Wife: Well, it doesn’t usually rain inside!