Landlord(to servant): Wake me up at 6 tomorrow.I’ve something important to attend.
Archives for August 2009
Servant:Yes,sir,but could you wake me up at 5.59?
Frightened Tourist
The frightened tourist:Are there any bats in the cave?
Guide:There were.Don’t worry,the snakes have eaten them up.
Hippity Hop
What is a frog’s favorite music?
Hip hop!
Lettuce
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Ants Pants
What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?
Ants in his pants!
INCOMING JOKE
Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!