Adult Female: Let me introduce you to my husband.
Archives for September 2009
Parents: Delighted! I am always glad to meet any husband of yours.
Important Me
Teacher: Who can tell me what is of great importance today that did not exist forty years ago?
Student:Me!
Chameleon Spy
What is the best spy in the jungle?
A chameleon!
Baby’s Motto
What is a baby’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again!
Swissconsin
What’s a mouses favorite state?
Swissconsin!
Swordfish
What is the bravest knight in the ocean?
A swordfish!