What did one eye say to the other eye?
Archives for September 2009
Something between us smells a lot.
Spotted Puppy
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
because he’d already been spotted!
Knock Arch
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Blood Tests
What do you get when you cross a teacher and
a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
Hot Cross Bunnies
What do you get when you pour hot water down rabbits’ hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Aunt Ant
Why was the ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too!
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