One day a man walks into the doctor’s room and says ” Doctor,doctor i have a steering wheel stuck im my pants!” the doctor then says ” How did it get down there?” The man says…
Archives for October 2009
” I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Got Licked
Guess what happened down at the candy store?
A lollipop got licked!
GhoulGle
What search engine do ghouls use?
Ghoul-gle!
Mail Man
Postman: I had to walk 20 Km to deliver this mail to you!
Customer: Why did you take the trouble?
You could have posted it!
Want Mummy
What did one girl say to another girl on Halloween?
I’m scared; I want my mummy!
Boogie Tissue
How do you make a tissue dance?
Give it some boogie!