Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Archives for October 2009
Bacon a birthday cake!
Sneakers
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
Snoring Leg
One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.
Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”
Baa-Baa Shop
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop!
Pupcakes
What did the Golden Retriever eat at his birthday?
Pupcakes!
Hoppy Meal
What did the frog order at McDonalds?
A hoppy meal with some french flies and a croak!
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