Why did the priest eat swiss cheese?
Archives for June 2011
Because it was holy!
Play the Piano
So a guy goes to the Doctor to get his broken finger fixed.
The Guy: Doctor do you think I’ll be able to play piano?
Doctor: Absolutely you will!
The Guy: That is fantastic, I never knew how to play before!
Nacho Newark Cheese
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Cowculators
How does the farmer count his cows?
A cowculatur!
Cinderella Soccer
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball!
Duck Counting
How do ducks count?
Ducks count QUACK-wards!!!
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