Archives for July 2011

Hamsterdam

From Kiersten, age 9, Texas

Where are hamsters from?

Hamsterdam!

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From Nicki, age 12, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?

Ken you let me in, it’s freezin’ out here!

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From Maya, age 8, Blanco, TX

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Is it just me or do you smell carrots?

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From Cez, age 13, Skelmersdale,

How do you grow taller?

Stand next to a person who’s smaller than you!

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From J.J., age 10, CANADA

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get a quarter back.

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From Ema, age 13, Riverton, Utah

Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…

Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis!

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